Friday, July 22, 2011

CORONA-RITA!!

Drink Review!!!

This is going to be a real quick one. I had a Corona-rita for the first time a few weeks ago and wow that is good. It is simply a Margarita with a corona shoved into it. What this does is waters down the sweetness of the margarita with the refreshingness of the beer. I would drink one of these again in a heartbeat. I saw one of these when I waited tables and have wanted to try one. This was one of the first drinks I wanted to get when I turned 21. I got mine at Fuzzy's, a local fish taco place here in Fort Worth. They are a big chain now but they are still pretty good about being "local". The only downside is I had to pay for both the corona and the margarita. I need to find a place that I can just buy one of these as is. Please if anyone knows of one let me know!

Rating 5/5 "It's the Bee's Knees"

One of the best and simplest adult drinks I have had. I will warn, you do not look very masculine or cool when you drink this. Just so everyone is clear. 

Monday, July 18, 2011

Horrible Bosses Review

Guess who's back!!?! For good this time hopefully. I once again am sorry for the month of very few updates. It was a crazy month, I was caught up in my internship. That is pretty much over now though so I can relax and catch up. I thought I would revive myself with a review of one of my favorite comedies I have seen in a LONG time, Horrible Bosses. 

Horrible Bosses
The movie centers around three close friends, who all have horrible bosses (who woulda guessed). Each of these three characters have different views on their jobs and each of their bosses are ass-wholes for different reasons. Jason Bateman's character is part of the corporate world and has been working for an insane dictator of a boss for years in order to move up the ladder. He has not gone anywhere on this ladder for a while. Jason Sudeikis plays a guy who works at a chemical company who LOVES his job and his boss. He and his boss are the best of friends and have an almost father-son relationship. That is until his boss's son starts running the show. Colin Farrell does a FANTASTIC job playing a coked out lunatic who is so self centered he is willing to drive his fathers company into the ground for some drugs. Finally you have Charlie Day's character, who is an innocent and sweet guy. He is a dental assistant who loves his fiancĂ©e beyond anything in the entire world. Unfortunately for him, his boss (played by a very hot Jennifer Aniston) is a sex crazed freak who will not give up on having sex with Day's character. 

The movie unravels and eventually all of these characters decide they want to kill their bosses. This whole sequence of events plays out to be absolutely hilarious. I do not recall a scene in this movie where I did not have at least a slight chuckle going on. The chemistry between the three main roles is perfect. I have heard people compare them to modern day three stooges and I definitely could see that. They are all bumbling idiots who have no idea what they are doing but that is what makes it so damn funny. Their bosses all do a great job of being hatable but in such an absurd way that makes it stay humorous. The movie just mixed a great story with really funny characters to create a very entertaining movie. They make things you have seen in other comedies much more humorous (like dropping a LARGE amount of cocaine in someone's face). When the ending comes, it never feels like it was forced to happen or that is was abrupt. It felt very natural.

I do have a few gripes about this movie though. For starters, there was not enough Colin Farrell. He his priceless but only has a few scenes. It might have made him seem too over-the-top if they showed more of him though so it might be for the best. Jennifer Aniston's character also kind of disappears in the middle of the film but it does not ruin the story. I did not really even notice until the end. 

Rating 4/5 "It's Just Swell"

For a summer comedy it did a great job of being consistently funny throughout the whole film. A few high point include Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Aniston being half naked, and some great quotable lines (Gimme that dong Dale, I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states). If you want something a little lighter after seeing Harry Potter then definitely go check this one out. 

Tell next time folks! (it wont be a month, I promise)

Sunday, July 10, 2011

TIMPANO!!!!

First, I apologize again for another long break. Only one more week and I will get back to doing this twice a week! 

In the mean time I am going to grace everyone with one of the best food creations/ideas ever. I actually found this creation/idea first at Epic Portions and then later over at Food In My Beard. Basically it is a giant cluster of italian food baked in some puffed pastry. I gained like 10 pound the week I made this but I would say that is worth it. Anyways here are some pictures of the process. I recommend everyone make it sometime. I would also say do not make it and try to eat it alone. 

Cookin the meatballs (made with breakfast sausage) and chicken parm

Went with mostly store bought EVERYTHING. Sorry, I am lazy

Puffed Pastry, Harder to roll out then I expected

Fettucini Alfredo

Pepperonis!! NOm nom

Sgetti and Meatbawls

Cheese Sticks = GOLD

Chicken Parm

Provolone

ALL BAKED

Looks good

OH YEAH..... = Heart-attack



Granted It is supposed to be flipped over and cut but I did not feel like doing that. I just kept it in the pan and it was still good. Anyways give it a shot sometime, it is a fun thing to make and is mighty tasty.